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DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.
Verboticisms
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Boobabble
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: boo baa bull
Sentence: Frank just boobabled at her and managed to cause great offense.
Etymology: to make a boob of yourself or to stare at her boobs, and babble.
Toejammin
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: toh/jam/in
Sentence: He couldn't stop himself from toejammin whenever he went to a party. It took him hours to get the taste of his foot out of his mouth
Etymology: toe + jammin
Hypocandor
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: hahy-po-can-dor
Sentence: Larry's dating suffers from his hypocandor.
Etymology: hyper + candor
Freudfootenmouth
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: freud-foot-in-mouth
Sentence: I just freudfootenmouth-ed by telling her that she had nice boobs instead of boots.
Etymology: freud: as in "freudian slip", footen mouth: as in foot in mouth.
Streamofwrongciousness
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: streem-ov-rong-shus-ness
Sentence: telling his boss that it looked like she'd put on quite a bit of weight over the holidays was another case of his streamofwrongciousness getting him into trouble
Etymology: stream of conciousness, wrong
Pedomouthise
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: ped-o-moth-eyes
Sentence: Looking around the restaurant, he was sure he saw many bugs running wild. "Can I have fried lice, please?" he pedomouthised
Etymology: pedos = foot and put it in mouth
Hoofinmouth
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: Hoof-in-mouth
Sentence: Dave seemed to mess up again and again as he blurted out the first thing on his mind. The doctors told him he had a case of hoofinmouth disease.
Etymology: hoof, as in foot/ mouth
Brainspill
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /'brAn-spil/
Sentence: It is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between actual, revealing brainspillage and simple linguistic tonguetrippage
Etymology: From brain + spill
Mouthfreudercize
Created by: pandafever
Pronunciation: mowth-froud-err-cize
Sentence:
Etymology:
Brainfart
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: BRANE-fart
Sentence: "Hey Meg, great ass..sesment back there in the meeting" One thing you could say about Bobby, he could cover a brainfart better than a can of lysol.
Etymology: umm, we used to use this alot back in highschool, college...I is surprised no one else put it up yet...brain+fart
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COMMENTS:
HA! Very funny sentence!!! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-05: 11:19:00
Yeah, funny! - wordmeister, 2007-02-05: 19:56:00
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Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?
Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James