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'It's about my husband's new prescription? '

DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel "young again".

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Ageoops

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: ey-ja-oo-p-sa

Sentence: The pills had a serious ageoops on his personality.

Etymology: age + oops:accident

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Octigenerics

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: oc-to-gin-air-ics

Sentence: These octogenerics are making my husband at like he's going through puberity.

Etymology: octogenarian + generic (pills)

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Geriatrisitis

Created by: bobofet

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Rejuvinspire

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: re-JUV-in-spire

Sentence: I don't know if I can keep up with his being rejuvinspired by that medication, without something like it for me.

Etymology: rejuvinate+inspire

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Pubescription

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /pyoob-skrip'-shun/

Sentence: Mildred had read the literature and warnings for what she was calling "Harvey's pubescription" three times now, but nowhere did it say that the little blue pills might cause him to try to breakdance, or to wear his pants so low that his boxers would stick out.

Etymology: pubescence - the onset of puberty (from Latin, pubertatem "age of maturity") + prescription - a prescribed medicine or other treatment (from Latin, past participle of praescrībere)

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COMMENTS:

Chuckling ... this is a word I will forever be tempted to use instead of viagara or the other prescriptions that serve the same purpose! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-31: 11:01:00

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Hypoconfusionism

Created by: bigbigjeff

Pronunciation: hypo-con-fusion-isim

Sentence: The husband suffered from severe hypoconfusionism after his wife of 45 years ran off with a 22 year old boy toy.

Etymology: Hypo for less than normal, confusionism for confusion

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Cucarful

Created by: swetty

Pronunciation: like this word

Sentence: is a briliant word...i don't know what is but is cool

Etymology: aaaa

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Testosterage

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Tes- TOSS - uh - raj

Sentence: Normally a calm and reasoned senior citizen Barkley went on a stormy testosterage when he took the 'new youth' supplements he got thru the inernet.

Etymology: Testosterone + rampage

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COMMENTS:

Great word ... compliments mine well ... Viagara produced a testosterage and put him in his secondwildhood. - silveryaspen, 2007-12-31: 11:03:00

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Vitalagin

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Vie-tal-uh-gin

Sentence: A strange feeling of vitaliagin swept over Jane as she came out of the hypnosis in the psychotherapist's office.

Etymology: "Vitality" and "again", also sounds like "Vital again"

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Geriactive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ger/i/act/ive

Sentence: His eighty-five year old grandfather became another one of those amazing geriatives after taking one of those new miracle drugs. He now runs five miles a day, works double shifts at Wal-Mart and parties most nights.

Etymology: geriatrics + active

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COMMENTS:

Conveys a nice way to stay as the years roll on! Sounds ever so much nicer than sexy senior citizen! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-01: 19:54:00

Korinne Good one! - Korinne, 2008-01-02: 13:39:00

Geriactive is spelled wrong in the example. Sorry I posted it in the main area, but until i did that i could not leave the message here for some reason. - zebrahdh, 2008-01-03: 19:11:00

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Pillsnapper

Yaakova

Created by: Yaakova

Pronunciation: Pill-snap-er

Sentence: After three months on her prescription, Jill became aware of her pillsnapper: the urge to fingerpaint.

Etymology: pill + whippersnapper

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Youthenasia

Created by: imashelcha

Pronunciation: Just like euthenasia.

Sentence: "It makes you younger, but I think you're better off dead. You, sir, have a case of youthenasia."

Etymology: Youth + euthenasia.

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COMMENTS:

Clever! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-31: 10:55:00

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Seniorection

Created by: inias

Pronunciation: senior-ection

Sentence: 77-year-old Bill tried to fight off the intense feeling of seniorection, caused by the enhancement pills, after he saw a beautiful woman go past him.

Etymology: senior + erection

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COMMENTS:

Quite a suggestive word! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-01: 19:55:00

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Accidose

Created by: kirkt

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Psykiddigra

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Created by: sosibo1

Pronunciation: p-S-aa-i-kid-ii-gra

Sentence: His new macho ways must have resulted in some kind of psykiddigra, he's been a changed man since consulting that suspicious doctor of his.

Etymology: Psychological + kid + viagra

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Secondwildhood

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: second-wild-hood

Sentence: "He's in his secondwildhood" the wife said to the doctor who was prescribing her husband's viagara.

Etymology: simply a play on the words second childhood ... to reflect how viagara makes it a second wildhood!

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Youthian

Created by: 02browns

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zebrahdh - 2008-01-03: 19:10:00
Geriactive is spelled wrong in the example.