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DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

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Created by: afireinside

Pronunciation: kiss/E/kiss/E/poo/poo/nees

Sentence: She was very fluent in Kisseekisseepoopoonese as she had a toy poodle.

Etymology: kiss+poo+chinese

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: spetch - s-pet-ch

Sentence: Spetching at her dog over his antics made me laugh.

Etymology: speech changed so the word pet is in the middle ... spetch


I'm spetchless - nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:19:00


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Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: dawg-uh-lekt

Sentence: Tom had a distinct dogalect when he used to communicate with his dog. And somehow the she seemed to understand, although everybody else thought he was quite insane.

Etymology: Dog: a domesticated canid. + Dialect: a special variety of a language.

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Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /pood-el-ling'-goh/

Sentence: If the way Patti's dog kisses her on the mouth doesn't make you feel nauseous, her cutesy poodelingo probably will.

Etymology: poodle [poodel] - (German, pudel - short for pudelhund) + lingo - language or speech, esp. if strange or foreign (a corrupt form of the Latin, lingua)

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Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: poo-ch-ee-low-va-spee-ka

Sentence: I happen to be fluent in poochylovspeak because I have a dog. Here let me try asking him. "gooshy mushy goo? moggy woggy shoogms! google ashiwah!! yesh yer! yesh yer! pooshy wooshy mugy wugims!"

Etymology: pooch:dog + love:affection + speak:langauge

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Created by: Niktionary

Pronunciation: prim-uh-prat-ul

Sentence: My sister does nothing but primapratil to her dog, it's a wonder he doesn't doesn't tell her to "shutty-whaty-uppy-wuppy."

Etymology: primative+prattle

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Critr - chatr

Sentence: Margot had invented a whole lexicon of critterchatter to converse with her pets.

Etymology: Critter - (animal) + Chatter (talk)


Brilliant! - Maxine, 2007-12-27: 15:57:00


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t - asdfg, 2007-12-27: 15:18:00


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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dy a likt

Sentence: She had evolved her own special dialicked...her dog responded by planting great sloppy kisses on her face.

Etymology: dialogue & licked


delicktable! - galwaywegian, 2007-12-27: 12:44:00


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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: pet spur anto

Sentence: her version of petsperanto involved adding "chkins" to any word of more than one syllable and relegating all "r"s do lingo linmbo, weplacing them with woubleyoos.

Etymology: pet esperanto


funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-27: 17:42:00

If Joseph Stalin was alive today would he ask if "Petsperanto" is the language of flies? - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:29:00

Funny sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:30:00


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