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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Jollifixations

chadfust

Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

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Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Afterfate

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te

Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !

Etymology: after (all) fates

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Ignorishes

Created by: Verbepete

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs

Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.

Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.

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Unfaithabalise

Arcysparky

Created by: Arcysparky

Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz

Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.

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Holidize

Created by: Erica0303

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Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.

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Celabotulate

Xenophanes

Created by: Xenophanes

Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late

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Fauxpaax

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fo-pox

Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.

Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace

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Footmouthin

Created by: Morganio

Pronunciation: foot-mouth-in

Sentence: He was doing some serious footmouthin

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel