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DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.
Verboticisms
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Calcuvamp
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp
Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.
Etymology: calculate + vamp
Flirtentional
Created by: MJ0009
Pronunciation: FLURR TEN' SHUN AL
Sentence: This chick ovah heah -- her compliments are flirtentional.
Etymology:
Sulterior
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya
Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.
Etymology: sultry + ulterior
Vamploitation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: vam/ploi/tey/shun
Sentence: At a party she had her vamploitation so well refined that she always had two, or three unattached guys running around waiting on her. It never occurred to her that the vamploitation and sexploitation of her hangers-on was in any way wrong.
Etymology: vamp + exploitation
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COMMENTS:
The guys were vampadmirers. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:45:00
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Flirching
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: flur ching
Sentence: Her flirching always managed to decrease the bulge in men's pockets, unless of course they wore a plastic.
Etymology: flirting Ching!
Manipuvamp
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp
Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"
Etymology: manipulate + vamp
Flurpose
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: flur-puhss
Sentence: Some lesser-known flirting tactics are the flerg - flirting with one's spouse to get them to do chores; the flart - a playful method of releasing gas; and the flurpose - used to obtain gratuities you are otherwise too lazy or cheap to obtain yourself.
Etymology: flirt, purpose
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COMMENTS:
If someone had done this word the last time this ran (or a similar definition), let me know. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 07:19:00
At that distance jacques cousteau couldn't tell whether it was a particularly friendly dolphin or a flurpoise. - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 07:37:00
and don't forget the last resort the Flurchase (which involves some cash) - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 12:35:00
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Redirectillation
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun
Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.
Etymology: Redirection + titillation
Flirtplan
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN
Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!
Etymology: Flirt + plan
Delure
Created by: Wiserhinoceros
Pronunciation: de-LURE
Sentence: He was delured into giving her everything she wanted.
Etymology: delude/lure
