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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Virgintellectual

Created by: jpmikkers

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Arrogizen

Created by: earljw

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Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.

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Spazanova

Created by: JonnyP

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Beguillenot

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

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Casanundrum

Created by: lvinning

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Egolitarian

haldean

Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Losargant

Created by: Riddles81

Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent

Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.

Etymology: Loser + Arrogant

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Repudidater

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt

Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.

Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!