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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Meagulat
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Me-a-goo-lot
Sentence: WHAT A MEAGULAT!!!!!
Etymology: Me-a-Gulat
Cawshun
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn
Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution
Etymology: caution caw shun
Obliviass
Created by: tenunda
Pronunciation: O-BLIH-vee-ass
Sentence: Calvin has no idea that whole group of guys is laughing at his attempts to hit on them; he is an obliviass
Etymology: From oblivious
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
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COMMENTS:
good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00
It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00
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Narsisilly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: närsəsilē
Sentence: Andy thought of his pick-up lines were narsuccinct, brief and clear and, of course, about him. Most women thought of them as narsisilly. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Not in Andy\'s case. The nothing that happened in Vegas was the same nothing that followed him home and took up residence in his bedroom.
Etymology: narcisism (excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one\'s physical appearance) + silly (having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment)
Abballing
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing
Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.
Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling
Repulsup
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That repulsup's pick up line was terrible!
Etymology: Repulse + pick up= repulsup
Skeeviewonder
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: Skeevie Wonder
Sentence: Omg, this guy at the bar last night though he was so smooth, but really he was just a Skeevie Wonder
Etymology: Stevie Wonder + Skeevy. I don't think Stevie Wonder is skeevy at all, in fact I'm a huge fan. His name just works though.
Schmoblivio
Created by: ekath
Pronunciation: schmo-bliv-i-o
Sentence: No wonder he gets turned down, that guys a schmuck. I agree... hes a schmoblivio of the worst sort.
Etymology: from schmo + oblivious
Lotharino
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: say lothario and just put a little n in it.
Sentence: Luther had no idea he was a lothariNO, but was tired of being shunned despite practising his pick-up lines.
Etymology: lothario (a man who obsessively seduces and deceives women) + No (antonym of yes)
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COMMENTS:
I like the sound of this word. Sounds like one of those 11-year-old boys who can instantly and intentionally get the attention of every woman in the room by saying something "cute," possibly with an affected speech impediment. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:38:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!