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'But I don't know how to take out the garbage.'

DEFINITION: To develop an area of "chosen incompetency" based on an individual's need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.

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Protrashtinate

Created by: Jabberwocky

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Sentence: He protrashtinated long enough that he successfully avoided taking out the garbage.

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Dummify

Created by: chris

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Sentence: Household chores, car maintenance and DIY are all areas in which he has successfully chosen to dummify over the years

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Incompisense

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: in-COMP-a-senz

Sentence: When I asked him to prepare my evening tea, he feigned incompisense and kept playing those infernal video-displayed games.

Etymology: sensibly incompetent

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Unlabourious

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

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Chorallychallenged

Created by: peterm

Pronunciation: chore-ally-challenged

Sentence: I'm sorry, but I can't do the dishes: I'm chorallychallenged.

Etymology: a handicap that prevents the doing of chores

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Ingnorbliss

Created by: queeny

Pronunciation: Ing -nor-bliss

Sentence: Like Dude, I plea totally ingnorbliss.You do it,man.

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Confeignience

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

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Etymology: convenience + feign

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alecstevenson alecstevenson - 2006-11-12: 20:11:00
unlabourious