Verboticism: Munchsturbate

'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Munchsturbate

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: munch-stur-bate

Sentence: In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal - spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl.

Etymology: munch, masturbate

Points: 590

Comments: Munchsturbate

galwaywegian - 2007-09-05: 07:45:00
Chheeriohmygods no doubt

Jabberwocky - 2007-09-05: 09:47:00
more likely Cream of Wheat

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