Verboticism: Grazecraze
DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".
Grazecraze
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: grayze/crayze
Sentence: The latest diet endorsed by leading experts was the grazecraze which involved eating small amounts of food all day whenever one felt the urge - usually by nibbling bits of everyone elses snacks. The guy in the comic has been on the diet for a month and is pissed off that the girl is licking his next snack.
Etymology: graze (forage) + craze
Points: 386
Comments: Grazecraze
Clayton - 2007-06-20: 07:12:00
Grazey, man, grazey.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 08:43:00
I've been ruminating on this. Bet I cud lose weight this way. Anybody got a Moo Pie?
rikboyee - 2007-06-20: 09:00:00
you guys aren't going to milk this are you?
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 09:09:00
Not me - I lactose kind of comments.
jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 09:17:00
you udder yet another pun!
jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 09:18:00
I'm gonna bovine another thing to do on the internet. i swear.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 09:20:00
Fine! Beef that way!
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 09:24:00
goodness grazeious - great bulls of fire
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 09:38:00
Bullocks! Another freakin' song!
jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 09:50:00
cattle be stuck in your head for the rest of the day!
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 10:15:00
Yep, til the cows come home.
Guest - 2007-06-20: 10:37:00
sorry - it was either that or Paul Simon's Grazeland Grazeland - I'm going to Grazeland
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 10:41:00
I got temporarily logged off - cow'd that happen?
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 10:56:00
Dangus thing I ever herd of!
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 11:03:00
Maybe it just happens heifery so often?
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 11:32:00
you guys are just so clheifer. I calf never laughed so herd
Alchemist - 2007-06-20: 14:44:00
I like this brand of humor, it eases my moosery.
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 15:25:00
well moosery does love cowpany
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 15:53:00
Hey! All this cow talk just reminded me that I need to send for the tickets to the annual Cow Flop. Thanks!
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 16:40:00
I calfn't had so much pun in ages
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 17:12:00
I believe the word is "Cowabunga!"
rikboyee - 2007-06-20: 18:12:00
can you stop punning??....i bet your not cowpabull...go on...i dairy you
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 18:26:00
Never! I won't cow-tow to the likes of you! (I mean that in a nice way.)
petaj - 2007-06-20: 23:19:00
I bet 5 bucks that we cowd goat on forheifer. But maybe it's time to steer the topic away. Can you ranch yourself away from cattle? No more sheep laughs at the cow's expense.