Verboticism: Lardistress

'Yikes! Spring is almost here and this stupid scale is still wrong.'

DEFINITION: n. That sinking feeling you get when you realize that you will be shedding your winter coat, before you can possibly shed the extra layer of insulation (i.e. fat) that you gained over the winter. v. To worry about your weight.

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Lardistress

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: lar dih stress

Sentence: "Lardistress" means that sinking feeling you get when you realize you will be shedding your winter coat before you can possibly shed the fat you gained over the holidays.

Etymology: From the Old Norman "chubummer."

Points: 674

Comments: Lardistress

Alchemist - 2007-03-01: 00:26:00
wow! It means EXACTLY that! you got my vote for the sterling sentence~

petaj - 2007-03-01: 05:04:00
It's ironic that all that lard would actually make one more buoyant literally, but not figuratively. Not to mention the negative effect on the figure.

Osomatic - 2007-03-01: 14:26:00
Thanks, Alchemist. It's the sort of thing one can only get away with once, though. :)