Verboticism: Abcessory

Abcessory

moonquakes

Created by: moonquakes

Definition: n. A fashion accessory or style of dress which purports to improve one's appearance and attitude, but actually does the opposite. v. To follow a fashion dictum in an effort to improve your social standing even when it causes physical discomfort.

Pronunciation: ab-sess-o-ree

Sentence: As Joel saw it, Karen's tie was no less offensive to his senses than the bloody pustule he once bravely bore on his 11 year-old wrist for a whole month after his 5th grade 'girlfriend' broke up with him by stabbing him with a pencil -- it was, in other words, an abscessory.

Etymology: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscess

Points: 470

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Comments: Abcessory

moonquakes - 2010-06-14: 23:18:00
damn, I spelled it wrong. I meant 'abscessory.'