Verboticism: Freezedrived

'I don't let my laptop date!'

DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software "upgrade".

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Freezedrived

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: freez - drivd

Sentence: My booting has become freezedrived ever since I applied the latest microstall patch. I now have a slowseepeeyou, a lockedclock and my ram butts badly.

Etymology: Freeze + Drive(as in Hard Drive) also play on "freeze dried" >> Freeze (Stop moving or become immobilized) Drive (computer hardware that holds and spins a magnetic or optical disk and reads and writes information on it) Freeze Dried (The substance is frozen and then dried in a vacuum)

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Comments: Freezedrived

silveryaspen - 2009-02-23: 10:51:00
Each verbotomy made me laugh more! Super Duper!

Jabberwocky - 2009-02-23: 15:48:00
terrific

TJayzz - 2009-02-23: 17:25:00
Stupendous!

Nosila - 2009-02-23: 21:45:00
PCU around...good word!

kateinkorea - 2009-02-24: 07:58:00
Really good word.