Verboticism: Chatstract

Chatstract

Created by: ErWenn

Definition: n., Forced small talk used by professional caregivers to put patients at ease. (Not usually effective.) v., To ask insipid questions while subjecting a person to an intimate, awkward or painful procedure.

Pronunciation: /ˈtʃætˌstɹækt/

Sentence: At first, I thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out that the proctologist was just chatstracting.

Etymology: from chat + distract

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Comments: Chatstract

remistram - 2007-10-16: 10:05:00
funny!

Jabberwocky - 2007-10-16: 12:27:00
ha ha