Verboticism: Holigrate
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Happyholidayism
Created by: truefedwa
Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m
Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"
Etymology: Happy+Holiday
Athelutations
Created by: davidave
Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns
Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.
Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.
Masholiday
Created by: Dancebert
Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day
Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.
Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...
Kwannukate
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: kwa-noo-cate
Sentence: Wanda thought that Bill was kwannukating at the office party.
Etymology: kwanza+hannuka+communicate
Greetism
Created by: matrixpro
Pronunciation: greet - ism
Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.
Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.
Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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Solipseason
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on
Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.
Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season
