Verboticism: Noelty

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Greetaslam

Created by: Zengief

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Fauxpauxonearthism

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: foe-paw-on-irth-izm

Sentence: After Trevor received only puzzled stares in response to his holiday salutation of "Happy consumer orgy season," he wondered if he had commmited a fauxpauxonearthism

Etymology: faux paux + peace on earth

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Happygenerism

Created by: Baruch

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Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

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Christpocalypse

Created by: janham

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Exmascommunication

Created by: bozzerino

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Etymology: excommunication xmas communication

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Jewanbudism

Created by: neojester12

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Fauxmas

elstiko

Created by: elstiko

Pronunciation: Fo-mah (or Fohcksmas, if you prefer)

Sentence: Joel made an astonishing fauxmas by wishing his Turkish colleague a happy ANZAC day.

Etymology: From Faux Pas and Xmas, obviously.

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