Verboticism: Decembutations

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Blundermas

Created by: Abbers

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Assimibrate

Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Holyhail

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: HO-lee-HAYL

Sentence: We exchanged holyhails, and went our separate ways.

Etymology: holy - associated with a divine power hail - to greet enthusiastically, praise

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If it makes any difference, I was also Guest... then had to go and register! - Guthlaf1, 2006-12-13: 06:45:00

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Festivate

Created by: retrochronix

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Festivus

Created by: GreatRandew

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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