Verboticism: Merrikwanica
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Merhunkquanmiss
Created by: SpazKaz
Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss
Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole
Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures
Holidalactating
Created by: proArchy
Pronunciation: hol-eh-duh-lak-tay-ting
Sentence: John was so full of Chrismahanukwanzadan spirit that after a few drinks at the office party he was HOLIDALACTATING all over everyone
Etymology:
Seculate
Created by: parabasis
Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late
Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.
Etymology:
Desalutation
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun
Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.
Etymology: de: away + salutation
Solipseason
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on
Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.
Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season
Fauxkwanza
Created by: xcruser88x
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.
Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)
Guiltreet
Created by: schmoozyduh
Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt
Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.
Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.
Athelutations
Created by: davidave
Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns
Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.
Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.
Herewish
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hair-a-wish
Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.
Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent
