Verboticism: Treasonsgreeting

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holipease

Created by: Dooreatoe

Pronunciation: hol-i-peez

Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.

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Scroogaramakwanzahanukkify

Created by: zeddhead

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Wishtickle

dsingleton

Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Jewanbudism

Created by: neojester12

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Seculate

Created by: parabasis

Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late

Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.

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