Verboticism: Hexcellentician

'Do you really get paid to insult people?'

DEFINITION: n. A person who insults people for a living. v. To get paid to insult your customers.

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Crudapation

Created by: mana1066

Pronunciation: krood-ne-pay-shun

Sentence: Mistress devlyn replied,"it's just a crudapation" when asked what she did for a living

Etymology: crude+occupation

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Insultant

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn sull tannnt

Sentence: She was an insultant and she loved her mockupation

Etymology: consultant, insult

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COMMENTS:

Excellent word! I wanted to use this one! - splendiction, 2009-11-09: 15:30:00

Just the word I would have thought of if I had thought of it. - artr, 2009-11-09: 17:15:00

Great word...wonder what they pay for a job like that???? - Nosila, 2009-11-09: 21:50:00

perfect word....great gig, if you can get it! - mweinmann, 2009-11-11: 11:13:00

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Profijeerer

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: prof/i/jeer/or

Sentence: Jenny is a professional profijeerer, who makes her living at celebrity roasts.

Etymology: PROFIJEERER - noun - from PROFITEER (someone who makes a profit on the sale of difficult to obtain goods) + JEERER (someone who jeers, or mocks, or treats someone with contempt)

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COMMENTS:

Like it a lot- fab word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-30: 08:15:00

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Cusstart

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: kuss tart

Sentence: Moana was a real cusstart. She earned her living by insulting and swearing at people all day. It was her dream job, and she found her niche working as an abuse counsellor.

Etymology: Cuss (utter obscenities or profanities) & Tart (a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money) and Wordplay on Custard (sweetened mixture of milk and eggs baked or boiled or frozen)

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Walmartyr

Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: wal-martyr

Sentence: He didn't enjoy his job at the store much. So made it more fun by becoming a walmartyr i.e. making it clear he wasn't happy by insulting all the customers.

Etymology: walmart (a multinational retailer) + martyr (someone who seeks sympathy by exaggerating their pain or suffering)

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Mocksmith

Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: MOCK smith

Sentence: Kelly was a mocksmith by trade but sometimes worked odd jobs for extra money. She applied to the contempt agency and found that there were a lot more jab descriptions listed than she would have thought. They even had positions for bioenginesneers and diss-trict managers.

Etymology: mock + smith (n., one who makes or works with something); a play on the word locksmith

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COMMENTS:

Clever... - mweinmann, 2009-11-11: 11:12:00

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Jobloquist

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: JOB-lo-queest

Sentence: Roxie's success as a jobloquist was just the beginnning of her plans for a worldwide franchise of Insultoriums. "Just imagine" she said to Bob. "We could train Crapenters to care for Building Industry workers, especially plumbers; Jivesqwawkers for musicians and entertainers and Fleermongers for doomsday prophets." Bob loved the idea of making squillions, but was concerned at a growing trend in Roxie's behaviour of "bringing her work home."

Etymology: JOB: Employment & OBLOQUY: reproach, vile, evil speaking, revilement& IST:practisers. COGNATES:JOBLOQUY, JOBLOQUISTER

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COMMENTS:

The possibilities are endless.....slurfing the net? - Mustang, 2008-06-30: 23:07:00

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