Verboticism: Jollifixations
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Jollifixations
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Fakitusgreetingus
Created by: jonique
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.
Etymology:
Holicaustify
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy
Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.
Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.
Footmouthin
Created by: Morganio
Pronunciation: foot-mouth-in
Sentence: He was doing some serious footmouthin
Etymology:
Yuledoot
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: yoolsht
Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.
Etymology: yule + sit
Hohohumdrum
Created by: geekgrrl
Pronunciation:
Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'
Etymology:
