Verboticism: Sexpostfacto

'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Lustalgia

Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: luh-stal-juh

Sentence: Lustalgia was giving him heartaches, headaches and backaches.

Etymology: Lust + Nostalgia (desire to return to a former time)

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Exsexive

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ekseksiv

Sentence: Now that they have separated, every thing they do together is exsexive. John and Mary can*t seem to meet for a simple dinner, go out to a movie or even go to church together without ending up engaging in a session of canoodling. They are no longer welcome in a number of local restaurants or movie theaters. They are scheduled for a chat with their minister next week.

Etymology: ex (a former husband, wife, or partner in a relationship) + sex (intercourse) + excessive (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)

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COMMENTS:

Someone needs to hose them down... - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:11:00

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Remance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ree-manse

Sentence: When Gloria hads recurring bouts of regret over breaking up with Mark she engages him in remance, finding opportunities here and there to cuddle and make out, though she has no desire to rekindle the relationship itself.

Etymology: Play on the word 'romance' with prefix 're' - to do over

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Rebooty

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: rēboōtē

Sentence: Rob and Jill know that they will never be able to get back together. There have been too many hurtful incidents for that to be possible. Despite that they can’t seem to resist the lure of the rebooty call. For a short time they can forget the past, as long as one of them departs quickly, before they can start talking.

Etymology: reboot (an act of booting a computer system again) + booty call (a sexual invitation or rendezvous)

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nice one - galwaywegian, 2011-02-11: 05:11:00

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Exsex

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: ECKS-seks

Sentence: "I had the best exsex with Mona last night," Travis beamed. "I shoulda divorced her YEARS ago!"

Etymology: ex + sex

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Excupidity

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ex/cu/pid/it/ee

Sentence: His dalliance into excupidity if not stupidity reminded him why he should never trust a lethal combination of cheap champagne, a cheeky cherub, and a chaise longue.

Etymology: ex (former spouse) + cupidity (lust)

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Amourgency

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: am oor jen cee

Sentence: It happened each time Tina and Tom had to meet over something. Although divorced, the old magic was still there and they found they would experience an amourgency, which needed immediate attention...kind of like what you see on those Cialis commercials on TV.

Etymology: Amour (French for love expressive of or exciting sexual love or romance) & Emergency (a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action)

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Sexparate

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Secks-par-rate

Sentence: Desperate Delilah sexparated with suave Samson even though he would never forgive her for betraying him and his biblically significant head of hair.

Etymology: Sex + separate

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Hindplay

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: hind.play

Sentence: "Oh, come on, stay over one last time tonight. A little hindplay has never done anyone any harm"

Etymology: combination of "hindsight" and "foreplay"

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Very nice! When I saw the definition I thought, "A word already exists for this: backsliding!" But then I saw hindplay... fabulous and useful! - NohWoman, 2007-02-16: 02:32:00

Yes, as NohWoman says, very useful! - wordmeister, 2007-02-16: 09:26:00

thanks for the flowers to both of you. I do enjoy coming up with this stuff and there are some really creative people playing here. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 11:56:00

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Moreplay

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: moor + plae

Sentence: Bill would call his ex Carol when he was in the mood for a little moreplay.

Etymology: More + Play (something like Foreplay)

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