Verboticism: Forniclosure

'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Seperentuality

Created by: cellardweller

Pronunciation: sep-er-ent-YOU-al-it-ty

Sentence: Their relationship was charged with seperentuality.

Etymology: Seperate + Sensuality

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Exootycall

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: Ex-oot-e-call

Sentence: Time for an exootycall with Meghan.

Etymology: Ex+(b)ooty call

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Sexparate

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Secks-par-rate

Sentence: Desperate Delilah sexparated with suave Samson even though he would never forgive her for betraying him and his biblically significant head of hair.

Etymology: Sex + separate

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Retrosex

Created by: RebelNovice

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Sentence: "I ran into my ex last night at the bar, and one thing led to another... and we ended up back at my place for a little retrosex."

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Sexploinquiry

Created by: balconesfalk

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Exsexorcism

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: eks seks or sizzum

Sentence: Ida hated her now ex, Randy Gote, but decided on the day they had cleaned out the apartment they had once so happily shared, to host an exsexorcism. True to his name and being a retrosexual he obliged, and true to hers, Ms. Norgasm lived up to her name. As they "did it" they listened to the nostalgic tunes of Boney M...

Etymology: Ex (Previous spouse/lover) & Sex (activities associated with sexual intercourse) & Exorcism (freeing from evil spirits)

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Rebooty

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: rēboōtē

Sentence: Rob and Jill know that they will never be able to get back together. There have been too many hurtful incidents for that to be possible. Despite that they can’t seem to resist the lure of the rebooty call. For a short time they can forget the past, as long as one of them departs quickly, before they can start talking.

Etymology: reboot (an act of booting a computer system again) + booty call (a sexual invitation or rendezvous)

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COMMENTS:

nice one - galwaywegian, 2011-02-11: 05:11:00

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Incinerelate

Created by: Mobelia

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Sentence: While they continued to incinerelate at opportune times they knew the relationship was over.

Etymology: from incinerate meaning to rekindle, burn (and to go down in flames!) and relate: to couple, connect, cojoin

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Postpartemaffection

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: post-part-umm-uh-fek-shun

Sentence: Does she care that her postpartemaffection is ruining her current relationship? No, he knows he'll get the same special treatment...

Etymology: from post + apart + them + affection

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COMMENTS:

It'd be better as two words, but good enough for a vote from me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-17: 08:07:00

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Excopulation

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ex-cop-u-lat-shun

Sentence: Robert had heard that excopulation was very satisfying, but none of his ex-girl friends would give it try...

Etymology: ex+copulate

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