Verboticism: Greesting

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Halalchristmas

Created by: josje

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Politicalmas

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: political-mas

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Etymology: political, christmas

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Felizpolyglot

Created by: boutros9

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Holigrate

librarian

Created by: librarian

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Malefelicitation

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: MAL-eh-FEH-li-sih-TAY-shun

Sentence: "At the office holiday party, Bob was saying far too many malefelicitations to the foreign finances committee."

Etymology: Maleficent and Felicitations

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