Verboticism: Glitchgreeting

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

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Smegmany

Created by: Fittefisk

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Noxmas

Created by: desman

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Ireverendism

Created by: lunaticbythesea

Pronunciation: ER rever end ism

Sentence: Yeah, the boss spewed a bunch of Ireverendisms at the Christmas party,he managed to offend everyone.

Etymology: cross between irelevent,ireverent and Reverend.Denoting an obscure,psuedo,religious yet thoughoughly inept attempt to cover every group of people with the same lame holiday greeting.

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MY first submission, if history holds it will also be my best, they can only get worse from now on. - lunaticbythesea, 2006-12-12: 18:25:00

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Holidooze

Created by: Malemocynt

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Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.

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Greesting

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.

Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting

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Breetch

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Created by: sleep

Pronunciation: breech

Sentence: Tom, in a breetch of holiday conduct, said, "Happy Jewish Holidays!"

Etymology: greet, botch, breach

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