Verboticism: Chronitician

'What's that smell? It's ruining my coffee.'

DEFINITION: To habitually blame others for problems, which you not only created, but also helped to foster and develop.

Create | Read

Voted For: Chronitician

Successfully added your vote for "Chronitician".

You still have one vote left...

Blameverthiness

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: blaym-ver-thee-ness

Sentence: She is so blameverthy. She creates all those conflicts and then points fingers at everyone else.

Etymology: blameworthiness + vert from divert

| Comments and Points

Instashadigator

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: insta-shada-gAtor

Sentence: Whenever there was trouble going on I knew, that i only needed to talk to the lead instashadagator, Caroline to find out what happened, and get to the root.

Etymology: instigate + shady

| Comments and Points

Fartaside

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: fart-aside

Sentence: We can use the testimony in court of someone who was caught fartasiding.

Etymology: fart and aside

| Comments and Points

Blamemaker

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: blame-make-er

Sentence: Judy was a blamemaker, she was always causing problems and blaming others for them.

Etymology: blame + maker

| Comments and Points

Blamegamer

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blame/game/er

Sentence: She had to admit that her bitchy "blamegamer" tactics had boomeranged more often than she would have liked.

Etymology: blame + gamer

| Comments and Points

Sincrimination

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: sin-crim-in-eh-shun

Sentence: One of Jeff's favourite sincriminations involved three of his best friends and a bottle of tequila.

Etymology: sin + incrimination

| Comments and Points

Potatobomb

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: potato-bomb

Sentence: Roy loved nothing more than to potatobomb the rest of his team with the disasters he caused.

Etymology: hot potato + bomb

| Comments and Points

Silentfartosis

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The smell was unbearable. As his wife looked at him accusingly, he glanced at the dog. Silentfartosis was written all over his face.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Replame

Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Re-plame

Sentence: I am such a replame master, I so got away with losing my mom's wedding ring. I feel kinda bad for my brother...

Etymology: Replace + blame

| Comments and Points

Yuckpass

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: YUK-pass

Sentence: Jim's yuckpassing angered his co-workers, but earned him several promotions as the least objectionable candidate.

Etymology: From pass the buck, via Yuck!

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...