Verboticism: Domesticastration

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Spousebroken

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken

Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)

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COMMENTS:

Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00

Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00

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Domestiphase

Created by: lokiago

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Wedjugation

limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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Honeydoom

acebone

Created by: acebone

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Chortledom

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum

Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).

Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Malectomy

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee

Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.

Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

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Husbunderthumbery

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery

Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery

Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery

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