Verboticism: Underthethumbitis

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Domestepoch

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch

Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.

Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Labatromony

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"

Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!

Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony

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Femifantasia

Created by: Fenners

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Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.

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Husbandreary

Created by: mloewnau2

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Domesticastrate

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate

Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!

Etymology: domesticate+castrate

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

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