Verboticism: Neutervana

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Malectomy

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee

Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.

Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Domasculate

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late

Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.

Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Domestepoch

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch

Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.

Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.

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Mantrainery

Created by: IanArcher

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