Verboticism: Husbomestication
DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Blisatame
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame
Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.
Etymology: bliss+tame
Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Housewhipped
Created by: weyrlady
Pronunciation: Obvious enough.
Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"
Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.
Blokeyoked
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: blok/yokd
Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.
Etymology: bloke + yoked
Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Whippification
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation:
Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.
Etymology: From whipped
