Verboticism: Domanation

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Homilization

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: hom e le zation

Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!

Etymology: home + ization

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Blisspecked

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: bliss - pecked

Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.

Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.

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Blisatame

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame

Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.

Etymology: bliss+tame

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Implausibeau

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow

Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.

Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.

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COMMENTS:

highwireart Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00

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Pussywhipped

Created by: redrockmullet

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Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!

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Emascrimony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee

Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.

Etymology: emasculate, matrimony

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Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00

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Mistermoment

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: mis-ter-mahm-ent

Sentence: When Alice's husband insisted that he clean the dishes, she knew that he had reached his mistermoment.

Etymology: From the phrase 'Mister Mom' and the word 'moment'.

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Eraticulopture

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure

Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.

Etymology: American

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Domestidaze

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: domesti-daze

Sentence: It took a year for the couple to read domestidaze.

Etymology: from domesticate and daze

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Servicetime

Created by: ahwinters

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