Verboticism: Groomservice

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Eblissculation

Created by: dwingillinois

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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COMMENTS:

Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Captimaid

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid

Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.

Etymology: captivated + maid

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Whipticated

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated

Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.

Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.

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Domestibliss

Created by: Stump

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Slavaging

Created by: taftouf

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Endearage

Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge

Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.

Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)

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