Verboticism: Peecrunt

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holidamn

Created by: M1ssRJ

Pronunciation: holl-eh-dam

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Fauxmas

elstiko

Created by: elstiko

Pronunciation: Fo-mah (or Fohcksmas, if you prefer)

Sentence: Joel made an astonishing fauxmas by wishing his Turkish colleague a happy ANZAC day.

Etymology: From Faux Pas and Xmas, obviously.

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Phisonting

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting

Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.

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Smegmany

Created by: Fittefisk

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Holidizum

Created by: glorfadox

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Moronicer

Created by: socialyabusd

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Misfestivate

Created by: knave

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Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.

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