Verboticism: Gastronamus
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Regretulence
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: re gret yu lens
Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!
Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)
Apologas
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: əpäləgas
Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.
Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)
Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Gastard
Created by: DrWebsterIII
Pronunciation: gas' terd
Sentence: Mike was such an immature gastard, always trying to gross out those around him at the table.
Etymology: gas + bastard
Insinschart
Created by: stache
Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt
Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."
Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.
Ruedischarge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roōdischärj
Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?
Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)
Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus
Created by: balku4
Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des
Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.
Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.
Expelch
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: ex-pelch
Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.
Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.
Inscentsere
Created by: arrrteest
Pronunciation: in-sent-seer
Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."
Etymology: insincere + scent
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Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: x
Sentence: x
Etymology: x
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COMMENTS:
I'm going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila's word. Sorry Nosilla! - hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00
Thanks,h...I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery... - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00
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