Verboticism: Afterfate
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Athelutations
Created by: davidave
Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns
Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.
Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.
Bombemotte
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: bomb mott
Sentence: Colin always knew how to stop a conversation dead with his bombemottes.
Etymology: its like dropping a 10 ton bomb on the conversation leaving total silence in its wake.
Ignorancisms
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms
Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly
Etymology: ignorance + "isms"
Republandism
Created by: POKETNRJSH
Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism
Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.
Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?
Holipease
Created by: Dooreatoe
Pronunciation: hol-i-peez
Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.
Etymology:
Agnauseam
Created by: wyzowl
Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")
Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.
Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam
Desalutation
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun
Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.
Etymology: de: away + salutation
