Verboticism: Accidumb
DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.
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Ouchpotato
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: owch poe tay toe
Sentence: the unfortunate juxtaposition of the remote control between cushions and the couchpotatos descending butt transformed him to an ouchpotato.
Etymology: couch potato, ouch
Mundjury
Created by: ElleWhite
Pronunciation: muhnd-jeer-ehy
Sentence: Embarrassed by her recent mundjury, Alice scrambled to concoct any story more impressive than "I broke my leg while walking in heels" before her friends saw the cast and crutches.
Etymology: "mund" from "mundane": commonplace; and "jury" from "injury": harm or damage
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COMMENTS:
Mundacious! - Nosila, 2010-06-22: 00:05:00
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Injurtia
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: in/jur/sheea
Sentence: Mark suffered from chronic injurtia. He often injured himself surfing the internet or changing stations on the remote.
Etymology: injure + inertia
Hackcident
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: hak sid dent
Sentence: Although in full body cast after his mishap, Steve was lucky to be alive. He had accessed secret Defense Dept. records and his hackcident was as a result of a professional visit by some burly, zealous Marine MP's. Semper Fi!
Etymology: Hack (To gain access to (a computer file or network) illegally or without authorization) & Accident (a mishap; especially one causing injury or death)
Relaxident
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: ree-lax-ih-dihnt
Sentence: It was a relaxident. I was just sitting on the couch watching t.v. and when I tried to change the channel I knocked myself unconscious with the remote control.
Etymology: relax + accident
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COMMENTS:
Channel Surfing is dangerous! - Nosila, 2009-06-01: 14:39:00
Very good! - Mustang, 2009-06-02: 00:01:00
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Autobashful
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: orto-BASH-full
Sentence: "Have you been in a car accident?" she asked on seeing the family with plaster casts, limps and bruises. Autobashfully he replied, "no we were just having a cup of tea on the verandah when the kids called the dog and it came charging up, knocking me off my seat. I stood up pushing the table back and it fell through the decking and down went the rest of the family too".
Etymology: auto (self) + bash (hit hard) + bashful (embarrassed)
Ouchpotato
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ouch-puh-tey-toh
Sentence: A sedentary lifestyle with a certain level of atrophy have left Roger an ouchpotato.
Etymology: ouch (interjection used to express pain) + couch potato (a lazy person whose recreation consists chiefly of watching television and videos)
Scoffle
Created by: bdraffen0002
Pronunciation: /ˈskôfəl/
Sentence: I pulled my back when I got in a scoffle with my phone, I was trying to plug it in under the counter without it turning on.
Etymology: Scoff: late 18th century (as a verb): originally a variant of Scots and dialect scaff . The noun is from Afrikaans schoff, representing Dutch schoft ‘quarter of a day,’ (by extension) ‘meal.’ and Scuffle late 16th century (as a verb): probably of Scandinavian origin; compare with Swedish skuffa ‘to push’; related to shove and shuffle.
Dormident
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: dor/mi/dent
Sentence: Last week I went to bed perfectly normal, but sometime during the night I had a dormident and woke up with severe back pains and it took me fifteen minutes to get out of bed.
Etymology: dormant + accident (an unfortunate event in the act of doing something)- dormident (an unfortunate event in the act of doing nothing)
Missnap
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: misˈsnap
Sentence: It doesn't take much for Jimmie to create a missnap; a cough, a sneeze, a turn of the head. It can be dangerous for him to tie his shoes. Somehow he doesn't think of Rice Krispies when he hears snap, crackle or pop. Pop and lock is not a dance style. It's a lifestyle.
Etymology: misstep (a clumsy or badly judged step) + snap (break or cause to break suddenly and completely, typically with a sharp cracking sound)