Verboticism: Hisscipline
DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
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Canineklein
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Kay-nyn-kly-n
Sentence: Kelly thought that by giving her pedigree Dandie Dinmont Terrier, Marmaduke the canineklein treatment that it would improve her standing in the community. She dressed him in all the latest fashions and he even had his own designer collar with his name encrusted on it in diamonds. Unfortunately Marmaduke was so spoilt that he would snap and snarl at any stranger who came within arms length!
Etymology: See Calvin Klein(American designer who founded a fashion brand in 1968)
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COMMENTS:
Funny - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:30:00
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Hautedogger
Created by: kabloozie
Pronunciation: ote-dawg-ger
Sentence: Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She's such a hautedogger, she won't buy anything at Petco - she only goes to a designer pet store - nothing's too good for that spoiled hautedog.
Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off.
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COMMENTS:
super word! - libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00
pardon your french ... it's a terrific word! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00
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Petophilia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet -o- feelya
Sentence: Paris Hilton is a registered Petophiliac...she is registered in every designer doggie boutique in the U.S.
Etymology: pet and philia (love of something)
Hisscipline
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: his-si-plin
Sentence: To establish control, Jinx administered hisscipline to the entire household. He would hiss if he didn't like the brand of catfood, yowl if he wanted held, scratch the furniture to go out, hack up a hairball on the new carpet if he needed his litter changed and slap the dog around just to show who was boss. It all worked out nicely because everyone, even the dog, gave him the respect he knew he deserved.
Etymology: hiss: sound of a cat, snake or goose to express anger, alarm or disapproval + discipline: training expected to produce a specific behavior; punishment to correct or train
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Guccipoochie
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: goō chē poō chē
Sentence: Brucie was oh so devoted to his guccipoochie that he had a messenger bag custom designed just to carry it around with him. Pookie had more expensive one-of-a-kind sweaters than Bill Cosby. Even Pookie's breed was designer. She was a combination of chihuahua and dachshund. Brucie could be heard asking anybody who would listen, "Would you like to see my Chiweenie?". The question never failed to elicit a response.
Etymology: Gucci (Top-end design company founded by Guccio Gucci) + Poochie (a dog)
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COMMENTS:
love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00
Very good! - Mustang, 2008-11-03: 18:13:00
Nicely fashioned - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 15:53:00
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Poochalist
Created by: looseball
Pronunciation: pooch+a+list
Sentence: that animal has everything in fashion,dagone poochalist.
Etymology:
Collicoddle
Created by: Nouvemot
Pronunciation: Coll-ee-cod-del
Sentence: His life having become entirely devoid of human affection, he had begun to collicoddle his poor dog by way of substitute.
Etymology: Collie (breed of dog)+ mollycoddle (treat someone in an overindulgent or protective manner).
Mollypoodle
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: mälēpoōdl
Sentence: It doesn*t matter what breed of dog she owns Prissie will mollypoodle each and every one of them. Her friends think it is just wrong that she dresses up her pitbull Maggie in a tutu.
Etymology: mollycoddle (treat someone very indulgently or protectively) + poodle (a dog of a breed with a curly coat that is usually clipped) a play on mollycoddle
Foofoodle
Created by: lumina
Pronunciation: foo/foo/dl
Sentence: Moving to the "burbs" really changed the Lopez family. Not only had they become snobs, but little Muffin was now a foofoodle.
Etymology: foo foo + poodle
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COMMENTS:
Scathing chuckles. - metrohumanx, 2008-11-06: 23:51:00
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Fashpugnista
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: fash-pugh-knee-sta
Sentence: It was hard to tell if the glittery, sequined being in the stroller was a really ugly, yet stylish child or an over accesorized chihuahua who was clearly the victim of a fashpugnista.
Etymology: fashionista + pug
