Verboticism: Mollypoodle
DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
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Petcarious
Created by: bzav1
Pronunciation: pet - care - ee - us
Sentence: I was often plunged into a kind of wonder at my petcarious depravity. credit to Robert Louis Stevenson, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Etymology: pet + vicarious, with 'care' thrown in as an accidental bonus
Follycoddle
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: FALL-ee-COD-uhl (follycoddler,follycoddled)
Sentence: Mad Shirley lived in an unheated garage with her two poorly behaved, recalcitrant canine-americans, Duchess and Duke. Mad Shirley FOLLYCODDLED her dogs to the point where she had no discretionary income of her own, even though she fancied herself the "alpha male" of her pack. Mad Shirley's few friends tolerated her lunacy, until she declined a much-needed kidney transplant operation so that she could pay for Botox injections for Duchess, and a new wardrobe for Duke. Surely Shirly shouldn't shirk her daily doggie duties, but a diet of Purina Pro-Plan probably promoted her early demise....although she DID have a glossy coat when they found her. WOOF!
Etymology: FOLLY+CODDLE=FOLLYCODDLE.....FOLLY:lack of good sense or normal prudence and foresight regarding the treatmentof domesticated animules,criminally or tragically foolish actions or conduct,an excessively costly or unprofitable undertaking,a foolish act or idea;Middle English folie, from Anglo-French, from fol fool .....CODDLE:to treat with extreme or excessive care or kindness, often to the point of ridiculosity;perhaps from caudle (1598 AD)
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COMMENTS:
HEY! I just Googled my word and found it here:
http://mirror.verbotomy.com/?p=verboticisms&jid=protection&this_room=-1
My apologies.....Metro :( - metrohumanx, 2008-11-03: 02:06:00
http://mirror.verbotomy.com/?p=verboticisms&jid=protection&this_room=-1 - metrohumanx, 2008-11-03: 02:06:00
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Petownia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet own ya
Sentence: Petula's new poodle puppy was called Petunia. She was a purebred pooch and a pretentious poseur. Petula attended her every need and was worse than a Stage Mother when managing Petunia's daily life. However, Petula was suffering from a new malaise called petownia...where your every living moment is devoted to the feeding, comfort and care of an animal pet. When Petula's friend, Peter saw her pushing Petunia's perambulator, he paused and posed the probing question, "Why are you pushing her in a stroller?" When Petula's implausible retort came, Peter had one main thought. "Who would an alien assume was the leader on our planet? The pooch, or the person picking up her poo?" Unless he was from anywhere but Pluto...he could only assume it was the pets who were in charge!
Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Own (have ownership or possession of) & Ya (you) & Wordplay on Petunia (flower with numerous fluted petals; smells sweet and very hardy)
Lebitch
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: Lay Bitch
Sentence: OMG, Sheila's gone so ABFAB, Fifi is sooo lebitch!
Etymology: Come on, do I really need to explain?
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COMMENTS:
LeLovely! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:11:00
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Extravapoocherous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Extravapoocherous: xst-rav-a-pooch-her-us
Sentence: I gagged when I saw the pompous outfit on the extravapoocherous lady's poodle.
Etymology: extravapoocherous: estrav for extravagant. a meaning on. pooch meaning a dog. erous to make it an adjective
Petophilia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet -o- feelya
Sentence: Paris Hilton is a registered Petophiliac...she is registered in every designer doggie boutique in the U.S.
Etymology: pet and philia (love of something)
Pierrecardog
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: pee-ayr-car-DOG
Sentence: Claudette's poodle, Pierre, was known affectionately, (or derisively depending on who used the pseudonym), as Pierrecardog, as Claudette always had Pierre decked out in the latest Pucci designer togs from Paris.
Etymology: Simply a play on the name of fashion designer, Pierre Cardin
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COMMENTS:
nice! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00
Like its styler - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:31:00
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Roverindulge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roh-ver-in-duhlj
Sentence: I don't want to say that Malcolm is roverindulgent but he does pre-chew his puppy's kibble.
Etymology: Rover (popular name for a dog) + overindulge (to yield excessively to the wishes of; spoil)
Pampurred
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pam purd
Sentence: Her pampurring of her cat went far beyond the bounds of good sense or good taste and on occasion put a serious strain on her finances. Like the time she had to pay the manicurist danger money to do a french polish on those retractable nails.
Etymology: pampered purr
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COMMENTS:
Purrfect word! - Nosila, 2008-11-03: 11:16:00
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Primapooch
Created by: gemmgemms
Pronunciation: preem-a-poo-cha
Sentence: She is such a primapooch over her dog!
Etymology: prima donna + pooch:dog
