Verboticism: Fauxpauxonearthism
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Chanukahadanzamasturbate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt
Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.
Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate
Ecumennoel
Created by: TheBocaj
Pronunciation: EK-yoo-MEN-noh-el
Sentence: "And we wish you a joyous Ecumennoël from all of us here at the new CW...because we're not really sure yet who's still watching..."
Etymology: Interdenominational/Interreligious [ecumenical] holiday season/Christmas greetings [Noël]
Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Holcombinate
Created by: bortman
Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate
Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.
Etymology:
Wishtickle
Created by: dsingleton
Pronunciation: wish-tick-le
Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!
Etymology:
