Verboticism: Enklaus

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holicide

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Some consider non-denominational cards an act of holicide.

Etymology: Holiday+Homicide

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Antigreet

Created by: xRafaelx

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Holigrefecate

aly22

Created by: aly22

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Crosscrescent

Created by: VBIZILJ

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- VBIZILJ, 2006-12-13: 15:18:00

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Athelutations

Created by: davidave

Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns

Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.

Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.

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Korpundus

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss

Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!

Etymology: none!

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Noxmas

Created by: desman

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