Verboticism: Proffender
DEFINITION: n. A person who insults people for a living. v. To get paid to insult your customers.
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Profijeerer
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: prof/i/jeer/or
Sentence: Jenny is a professional profijeerer, who makes her living at celebrity roasts.
Etymology: PROFIJEERER - noun - from PROFITEER (someone who makes a profit on the sale of difficult to obtain goods) + JEERER (someone who jeers, or mocks, or treats someone with contempt)
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COMMENTS:
Like it a lot- fab word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-30: 08:15:00
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Cusstart
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kuss tart
Sentence: Moana was a real cusstart. She earned her living by insulting and swearing at people all day. It was her dream job, and she found her niche working as an abuse counsellor.
Etymology: Cuss (utter obscenities or profanities) & Tart (a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money) and Wordplay on Custard (sweetened mixture of milk and eggs baked or boiled or frozen)
Insultant
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn sull tant
Sentence: She graduated from head telephonist in the complaints depaertment, to HR chief, before leaving the firm to set up her own insultancy
Etymology: consultant, insult
Mocksmith
Created by: karenanne
Pronunciation: MOCK smith
Sentence: Kelly was a mocksmith by trade but sometimes worked odd jobs for extra money. She applied to the contempt agency and found that there were a lot more jab descriptions listed than she would have thought. They even had positions for bioenginesneers and diss-trict managers.
Etymology: mock + smith (n., one who makes or works with something); a play on the word locksmith
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COMMENTS:
Clever... - mweinmann, 2009-11-11: 11:12:00
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Vulgaressional
Created by: jonobo
Pronunciation: "vulgar" like vulgar, "essional" like in professional.
Sentence: He was the highest ranking vulgaressional in business - they simply called him "The Vulgarator" (but friends called him simply jonobo).
Etymology: vulgar + professional = vulgaressional
Proheckler
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: prO-heck-ler
Sentence: David had a unique job. He is a proheckler, getting paid to go out to clubs heckling anyone that dares go on stage.
Etymology: professional/heckler
Batecher
Created by: thefreewheeler
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The children winced when they learned their sub was that batecher Miss Thomson.
Etymology: French "bad teacher"
Crudapation
Created by: mana1066
Pronunciation: krood-ne-pay-shun
Sentence: Mistress devlyn replied,"it's just a crudapation" when asked what she did for a living
Etymology: crude+occupation
Insultant
Created by: Banky
Pronunciation: in-sull-tant
Sentence: Daniel had a difficult time explaining his job as an insultant to the throngs of douchebags who would ask him about it daily.
Etymology: Insult + consultant
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COMMENTS:
Damn that was a good one! - lumina, 2008-06-30: 19:10:00
Simple, yet effective. Good word. - Tigger, 2008-06-30: 21:49:00
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