Verboticism: Holilapse
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Glitchgreeting
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing
Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.
Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes
Chrismahanukwanzaakize
Created by: mlw1235
Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze
Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?
Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.
Integraholidize
Created by: mrguy753
Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb
Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.
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Pandalize
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation:
Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.
Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"
Sexogram
Created by: rocko213
Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm
Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.
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Intergreeting
Created by: Luke01
Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting
Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.
Etymology: International and greeting