Verboticism: Holilapse

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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Glitchgreeting

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

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Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Intergreeting

Created by: Luke01

Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting

Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.

Etymology: International and greeting

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