Verboticism: Cubicgreenonia
DEFINITION: n. A person who pretends to be green because they think global warming is hot. v. To name-drop green status symbols in a shallow attempt to attract comely green people.
Voted For: Cubicgreenonia
Successfully added your vote for "Cubicgreenonia".
You still have one vote left...
Ecotunist
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ek/oh/toon/nist
Sentence: Many multinational corporations are merely ecotunists in an attempt to score points with young environmentalists.
Etymology: ecological + opportunist
Enviromench
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: en-VI-ro-mench
Sentence: When he winked when he told me he'd like to show me his Prius, I knew he was an enviromench.
Etymology: Environment + Mench
Opporgreenistic
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: op - per - green - is - tik
Sentence: Simon showed opporgreenistic behavior by mentioning all of his "green" habits around attractive women that he thought to be ecologically motivated. He would tell half-truths and green lies just to impress them.
Etymology: opportunistic (taking advantage of situations that arise; said of people who will take advantage of situations to advance their own interests, without regard for principles), green
Ingreentiate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: in-green-chee-ate
Sentence: Armand tried to ingreentiate himself with the hot bunny hugger who moved in next door by wearing a Save-the-Whales t-shirt to the neighborhood block party.
Etymology: ingratiate: pander to; suck up to + green
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
like it - Jabberwocky, 2009-07-14: 12:18:00
----------------------------
Envirostaticize
Created by: courtney0916
Pronunciation: en-vyr-o-stat-uh-size
Sentence: Carmella was not wooed when Hector attempted to envirostaticize her with his energy conserving material possessions.
Etymology: enviroment + status
Greepy
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: gree-pee
Sentence: Jennifer loved nature and everything in it. Almost. She was okay with the creepy crawlies -- bugs and worms and maggots. She was fascinated by the big predators -- grizzlies, sharks, and snakes. But she could never get used to the greepy guy who kept jumping in front of her "au naturel", saying "Hey baby! Want to do a little recycling in the sunshine!"
Etymology: green and creepy!
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
very funny - porsche, 2009-07-14: 12:20:00
----------------------------
Gorestanding
Created by: OldEnglish
Pronunciation: GORE-stand-ing
Sentence: Although he used "An Inconvenient Truth" as his "Player's Handbook," somehow Shelby always avoided being accused of Gorestanding.
Etymology: Al Gore + grandstanding
Congreenient
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: con/green/eee/ent
Sentence: Sam was a congreenient environmentalist who stashed his gas guzzler in the garage and got out his bike when the female branch of 'friends of pure air' cycled by.
Etymology: con + green + convenient
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
Darn those gas guzzlers! :-) - artr, 2009-07-14: 15:46:00
----------------------------
Cubicgreenonia
Created by: lauriern
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Roger is a cubicgreenonia, he thinks by acting like he cares for the environment he is just like me. I recycle and he doesn\'t know the difference between paper and plastic!!
Etymology:
Voted For! | Comments and Points