Verboticism: Gastard

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Regretulence

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: re gret yu lens

Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!

Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)

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Gastronamus

Created by: jetpro14

Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us

Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.

Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus

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Burpologuy

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bərpäləgī

Sentence: Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him - cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous ”sorry”.

Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man)

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Gastrosintentional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all

Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"

Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)

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COMMENTS:

Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00

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Insinschart

Created by: stache

Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt

Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."

Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.

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Ruedischarge

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōdischärj

Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?

Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)

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Gasbrag

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: gas/brag

Sentence: Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption.

Etymology: gas bag + brag

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COMMENTS:

Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00

Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00

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Flatuluctant

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Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt

Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.

Etymology: flatulence+reluctant

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Conflatulation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun

Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.

Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence

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COMMENTS:

wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00

Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00

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Flatufabrication

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun

Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.

Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)

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COMMENTS:

Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00

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