Verboticism: Pampurred
DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
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Appetenance
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: uh-pet-tn-uhns
Sentence: The appetenance of Mr. Muggles on the show Heroes is evidence of his superpower of controlling humans.
Etymology: ap(purt)enance [An adjunct; an accessory; something added to another, more important thing.] + pet
Petulence
Created by: chaiandallthatjazz
Pronunciation: sounds like flatulence with 'pet' replacing 'flat'.
Sentence: Did you see Nina's pooch?!...paaleeeeeeeze. Those dog-booties and the chanel scarf are a bit too much. Her petulence is getting way out of hand.
Etymology: use your imagination
Fancybeast
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: ˈfæn si fest
Sentence: Good taste is easy to recognize, and it's hard to miss Zinnia running her weekend errands with Mr. Tuxedo. Not a black and white cat, Mr. Tuxedo is a pampered pooch with a taste for haute couture. Zinnia recalls: "Well, his name is a bit of a misnomer. He stopped wearing tuxedos after his third birthday and Balenciaga had that amazing collection inspired by bug exoskeletons." Kimberly complained to Loretta "she's turned one of God's most beautiful domesticated animals into a FancyBeast."
Etymology: Fancy (fantastic quality or taste) + Beast (animal) Play on cat food brand "Fancy Feast"
Foofoodle
Created by: lumina
Pronunciation: foo/foo/dl
Sentence: Moving to the "burbs" really changed the Lopez family. Not only had they become snobs, but little Muffin was now a foofoodle.
Etymology: foo foo + poodle
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COMMENTS:
Scathing chuckles. - metrohumanx, 2008-11-06: 23:51:00
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Hautedogger
Created by: kabloozie
Pronunciation: ote-dawg-ger
Sentence: Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She's such a hautedogger, she won't buy anything at Petco - she only goes to a designer pet store - nothing's too good for that spoiled hautedog.
Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off.
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COMMENTS:
super word! - libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00
pardon your french ... it's a terrific word! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00
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Petophilia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet -o- feelya
Sentence: Paris Hilton is a registered Petophiliac...she is registered in every designer doggie boutique in the U.S.
Etymology: pet and philia (love of something)
Pampoodle
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pam poo dill
Sentence: They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages.
Etymology: pamper poodle
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Tigger, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00
funny - I bet by next year it's a registered breed - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00
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Petowned
Created by: zxvasdf
Pronunciation: Pet owned
Sentence: Jack and Jill always gaped in astonishment with a ready phrase of derision lodged in their throats every time Miss Amelia Ampersand passed their house with her baby stroller, in which a poodle lolled with the highest class. It was decked out with the finest accessories known to caninekind (and humankind as well, in some aspects) in a garish display of petownership. "Geez," said Jack, shaking his head in disbelief. "Talk about being petowned." "Imagine extraterrestrials," cried Jill with intensity, "coming along and seeing this pethetic display...what will they think?!" "That humans are the enslaved wards of these four-legged superiors, bridled into succumbing to each and every demand, including the insidious latrine duty?" "Yes!"
Etymology: Pet (animal often treated with affection by their owners) & owned (to possess something)
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COMMENTS:
GREAT writing! - metrohumanx, 2008-11-04: 09:02:00
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Pierrecardog
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: pee-ayr-car-DOG
Sentence: Claudette's poodle, Pierre, was known affectionately, (or derisively depending on who used the pseudonym), as Pierrecardog, as Claudette always had Pierre decked out in the latest Pucci designer togs from Paris.
Etymology: Simply a play on the name of fashion designer, Pierre Cardin
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COMMENTS:
nice! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00
Like its styler - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:31:00
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Mollypoodle
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: mälēpoōdl
Sentence: It doesn*t matter what breed of dog she owns Prissie will mollypoodle each and every one of them. Her friends think it is just wrong that she dresses up her pitbull Maggie in a tutu.
Etymology: mollycoddle (treat someone very indulgently or protectively) + poodle (a dog of a breed with a curly coat that is usually clipped) a play on mollycoddle
