Verboticism: Fakitusgreetingus
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Holcombinate
Created by: bortman
Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate
Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.
Etymology:
Marry
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.
Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.
Mistlebloe
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: missle-blo
Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.
Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe
Oblivioffend
Created by: lauramy
Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend
Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."
Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.
Nihilistmasism
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism
Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.
Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism
Holidooze
Created by: Malemocynt
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.
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Fakitusgreetingus
Created by: jonique
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.
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