Verboticism: Peekunease

'Ah, What happened to your fur?'
Photo: tanakawho

DEFINITION: n. That weird stare your cat, dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked. v. tr. To stare at your owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.

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Rexamination

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: reks-am-in-ay-shun

Sentence: While taking a shower that morning, Greg realized that he was undergoing his dog's careful rexamination. After such intense scrrrrrutinizing, he was left feeling somewhat inadequate the whole day.

Etymology: Rex, examination

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COMMENTS:

That Rex gets around! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:05:00

Did he suffer from disrexia? Great blend! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:28:00

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Barestare

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: bear-stair

Sentence: My cat's habit of monitoring my daily showers always ends up with him giving me the same incredulous barestare when I emerge unclothed and dripping wet.

Etymology: bare + stare

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COMMENTS:

A peeping tom! If it was a human barestarer would he be defended by a bare-rister? Such fun to play with this great one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:22:00

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Weenersniffle

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: wee nur sniff el

Sentence: His weenersniffle seemed to say, aha, so that's where the smell comes from.

Etymology: wienerschnitzer, weener sniffle

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COMMENTS:

Nobody nose! (lol) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:25:00

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Dogle

swallowedbyafish

Created by: swallowedbyafish

Pronunciation: dah - gull

Sentence: Spot, stop dogling me, you little pet perv (if only you could have two word verboticisms...)

Etymology: dog + ogle

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COMMENTS:

Dagnabbit. Stole my word. - ErWenn, 2008-02-18: 09:35:00

So good it dogled my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:53:00

lovely! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:06:00

Good one! There's actually a town named 'Dogle' in New Mexico, (US). It doesn't come up on Mapquest though. Maybe it's just a place where a bunch of wide-eyed dogs gather. - Tigger, 2008-02-18: 18:56:00

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Voyfurism

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: VOY+ FUR+ ISM

Sentence: Benji's voyfurism is really out of control when Heidi stays the night.

Etymology: Voyeurism, and furries!

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-18: 14:51:00

Embedding fur in voyeurism was a stroke of genius! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 14:55:00

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Yorkseeyourderrier

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: york/see/yor/dairy/air

Sentence: A neighbour's dog always gives people the yorkseeyourderrier look as they walk past the property.

Etymology: Yorkshire terrier + see + your + derrier

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COMMENTS:

Especially if they are wearing kilts! Unique combination! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 11:39:00

Clever! My sister has one of those dogs and they are always barking up, looking up, or licking up someone's derrier! - 548240262, 2008-02-18: 18:25:00

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Doggawking

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Dawg - gokk - ing

Sentence: It was quite common for Bernice to find her beagle, Homer, doggawking at her as she admired herself in the mirror while she dried off after her shower

Etymology: Dog and gawk.

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Clever play also on dog walking ... Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:00:00

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Blushpuppy

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈblʌʃˌpʌpi/

Sentence: I know he probably just wanted me to take him outside, but when I noticed my dog was staring at me, I went all blush-puppy.

Etymology: From blush + puppy (sounds like "hush puppy", which has nothing to do with the meaning)

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Your clever pun fun verbot has stolen my heart and vote! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:55:00

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Catagoreyes

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cat/ah/gor/ize

Sentence: Whenever our cat caught me stepping into the bath I could sense his sideways catagoreyes, silently cataloging all my imperfections

Etymology: categorize + cat + gore + eyes

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COMMENTS:

Triple grand slam! Great sentence, etymology and verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:30:00

Excellent!! - Mustang, 2008-02-18: 21:47:00

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Buffboggle

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Buff-bogg-el

Sentence: The nudist had no inhibitions when it came to other people, but was highly embarrased when his pet gave him a buffboggle and hid under the couch.

Etymology: Buff- (Coloqial form) nakedness / Boggle- (Coloquial form) viewing with wide eyes or astonishment.

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Doubly B good! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:05:00

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