Verboticism: Barestare
DEFINITION: n. That weird stare your cat, dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked. v. tr. To stare at your owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.
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Catagoreyes
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: cat/ah/gor/ize
Sentence: Whenever our cat caught me stepping into the bath I could sense his sideways catagoreyes, silently cataloging all my imperfections
Etymology: categorize + cat + gore + eyes
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COMMENTS:
Triple grand slam! Great sentence, etymology and verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:30:00
Excellent!! - Mustang, 2008-02-18: 21:47:00
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Peekunease
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /PEEK-uh-neez/ (like the common pronunciation of "Pekingese")
Sentence: When Joyce returned from the store, she tried on her new swimsuit once again, but this time felt a sudden sense of 'peekunease'. She turned to see little Fluffly staring up at her, regarding her with, what felt to her like, disapproval and morbid curiousity at the same time.
Etymology: peek - to peer furtively (c.1374, piken "look quickly and slyly," of unknown origin) + unease - state of discomfort or awkwardness (un- "not" ease - from Old French, aise "comfort, pleasure") & Pekingese - breed of small dog originally from Peking, China
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COMMENTS:
Great Pique! Excellent pun fun! Excellent Blending! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 11:44:00
Best of the day! - Mustang, 2008-02-18: 21:46:00
Good one! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 15:48:00
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Petuglance
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet you glans
Sentence: When Roger climbed naked out of the forest pool after his morning ablutions, his beloved elephant, Seemore, gave him a petuglance which asked the oft unspoken question, "How do you breathe through that thing??"
Etymology: pet (domesticated animal kept for companionship) & you & glance (look) & petulant (easily annoyed)
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COMMENTS:
you get a vote for the seymore/seemore pun! (and a good verbot) - swallowedbyafish, 2008-02-18: 02:37:00
HA! Funny sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-18: 05:34:00
Roaring with laughter! That ending suggests a whole new spelling and meaning for petuglans! (I don't know which made me redder, this remark or laughing so hard!) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:59:00
Great sentence! LMTO (Laughing My Trunk Off)... - Tigger, 2008-02-18: 18:43:00
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Dogle
Created by: swallowedbyafish
Pronunciation: dah - gull
Sentence: Spot, stop dogling me, you little pet perv (if only you could have two word verboticisms...)
Etymology: dog + ogle
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COMMENTS:
Dagnabbit. Stole my word. - ErWenn, 2008-02-18: 09:35:00
So good it dogled my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:53:00
lovely! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:06:00
Good one! There's actually a town named 'Dogle' in New Mexico, (US). It doesn't come up on Mapquest though. Maybe it's just a place where a bunch of wide-eyed dogs gather. - Tigger, 2008-02-18: 18:56:00
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Oddeyes
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: odd-ize
Sentence: Fluffy was giving Eric that oddeyes stare before he got into the shower.
Etymology: odd + eyes
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COMMENTS:
Unique and oddly good! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:50:00
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Pugeyed
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Puhg-I-d
Sentence: Bambi, the slow-eyed blonde, was a nudist with a deer figure. It was no surpreyese her pet dog went around her pugeyed!
Etymology: A pug who eyed her and a play on bug-eyed
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COMMENTS:
Did he do it with pugnancy in mind! Good word with many possible meanings. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 18:57:00
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Doggawking
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: Dawg - gokk - ing
Sentence: It was quite common for Bernice to find her beagle, Homer, doggawking at her as she admired herself in the mirror while she dried off after her shower
Etymology: Dog and gawk.
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COMMENTS:
Clever play also on dog walking ... Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:00:00
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Catskance
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: cat/skans
Sentence: I swear every time I change my clothes, my feline, Garth, sneaks a catskance to check me out.
Etymology: cat + askance (With a sideways glance) + scan
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COMMENTS:
Simple fun pun ... Terrific word play! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 15:02:00
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Voyfurism
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: VOY+ FUR+ ISM
Sentence: Benji's voyfurism is really out of control when Heidi stays the night.
Etymology: Voyeurism, and furries!
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COMMENTS:
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-18: 14:51:00
Embedding fur in voyeurism was a stroke of genius! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 14:55:00
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Barestare
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: bear-stair
Sentence: My cat's habit of monitoring my daily showers always ends up with him giving me the same incredulous barestare when I emerge unclothed and dripping wet.
Etymology: bare + stare
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COMMENTS:
A peeping tom! If it was a human barestarer would he be defended by a bare-rister? Such fun to play with this great one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:22:00
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