Verboticism: Blushpuppy

'Ah, What happened to your fur?'
Photo: tanakawho

DEFINITION: n. That weird stare your cat, dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked. v. tr. To stare at your owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.

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Barestare

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: bear-stair

Sentence: My cat's habit of monitoring my daily showers always ends up with him giving me the same incredulous barestare when I emerge unclothed and dripping wet.

Etymology: bare + stare

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COMMENTS:

A peeping tom! If it was a human barestarer would he be defended by a bare-rister? Such fun to play with this great one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:22:00

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Oddeyes

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: odd-ize

Sentence: Fluffy was giving Eric that oddeyes stare before he got into the shower.

Etymology: odd + eyes

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COMMENTS:

Unique and oddly good! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:50:00

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Yorkseeyourderrier

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: york/see/yor/dairy/air

Sentence: A neighbour's dog always gives people the yorkseeyourderrier look as they walk past the property.

Etymology: Yorkshire terrier + see + your + derrier

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COMMENTS:

Especially if they are wearing kilts! Unique combination! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 11:39:00

Clever! My sister has one of those dogs and they are always barking up, looking up, or licking up someone's derrier! - 548240262, 2008-02-18: 18:25:00

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Rexamination

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: reks-am-in-ay-shun

Sentence: While taking a shower that morning, Greg realized that he was undergoing his dog's careful rexamination. After such intense scrrrrrutinizing, he was left feeling somewhat inadequate the whole day.

Etymology: Rex, examination

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That Rex gets around! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:05:00

Did he suffer from disrexia? Great blend! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:28:00

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Stripnosis

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: strip-no-sis

Sentence: as i got out of the shower i was suprised to find my cat in the bathroom, in a deep state of stripnosis

Etymology: strip, hypnosis

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I think people, like cats, are afflicted with stripnosis. Excellent creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:52:00

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Buffboggle

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Buff-bogg-el

Sentence: The nudist had no inhibitions when it came to other people, but was highly embarrased when his pet gave him a buffboggle and hid under the couch.

Etymology: Buff- (Coloqial form) nakedness / Boggle- (Coloquial form) viewing with wide eyes or astonishment.

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Doubly B good! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:05:00

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Catagoreyes

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cat/ah/gor/ize

Sentence: Whenever our cat caught me stepping into the bath I could sense his sideways catagoreyes, silently cataloging all my imperfections

Etymology: categorize + cat + gore + eyes

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COMMENTS:

Triple grand slam! Great sentence, etymology and verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:30:00

Excellent!! - Mustang, 2008-02-18: 21:47:00

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Pugeyed

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: Puhg-I-d

Sentence: Bambi, the slow-eyed blonde, was a nudist with a deer figure. It was no surpreyese her pet dog went around her pugeyed!

Etymology: A pug who eyed her and a play on bug-eyed

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COMMENTS:

Did he do it with pugnancy in mind! Good word with many possible meanings. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 18:57:00

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Catskance

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: cat/skans

Sentence: I swear every time I change my clothes, my feline, Garth, sneaks a catskance to check me out.

Etymology: cat + askance (With a sideways glance) + scan

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COMMENTS:

Simple fun pun ... Terrific word play! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 15:02:00

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Blushpuppy

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈblʌʃˌpʌpi/

Sentence: I know he probably just wanted me to take him outside, but when I noticed my dog was staring at me, I went all blush-puppy.

Etymology: From blush + puppy (sounds like "hush puppy", which has nothing to do with the meaning)

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COMMENTS:

Your clever pun fun verbot has stolen my heart and vote! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:55:00

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