Verboticism: Greetgrate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Misspirityulize

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

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Irkgreet

grant0

Created by: grant0

Pronunciation: Irk-greet

Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.

Etymology: Irk and...greet...

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Hindisitireflismhictareering

Created by: bunnyrounderupper

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Holidegrade

Created by: garneteyes

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Mistlebloe

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: missle-blo

Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.

Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe

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Unfaithabalise

Arcysparky

Created by: Arcysparky

Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz

Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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Politicalmas

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: political-mas

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Etymology: political, christmas

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